This is no report card this week. We are all out of the letter F. Therefore we can’t do a report card. We are going to stock up on the letter F so we can make sure this sort of thing never happens again. Regardless of how bad the Jets play we promise to have coverage for you.
We let our F inventory go low when we heard this team had so many Pro Bowlers on the roster. We figured that was one letter that wouldn’t be needed.
We were wrong. Please accept our apologies.