New Jersey Jets

The New York Jets announced today that they will be moving their new training facility and corporate headquarters to Florham Park NJ.

Florham Park Mayor Frank Tinari was very excited about this move.  He stated, “I’m gratified and excited that Florham Park will be come the future home for the New York Jets”.

Officials at SoothNation.com did not share in the Mayor’s joy.  When our beat reporter caught up with officials from SoothNation.com most of the words they uttered were not fit to print.  Above everything else they expressed a feeling of total and utter flustration.

One SoothNation.com employee expressed concern with the quality of the fast food industry in Florham Park.  “How will Bryan Thomas make it through the season”, he snapped.  A quick google search by our research department showed that a KFC, Panda Express and iHop were all within motor scooter distance.  This seemed to put the SoothNation’s employees concerns to rest.  

The Jets will break ground at some point.  We actually didn’t bother to ask.  We were too busy laughing at the K.F.C. guy.  Apparently this move will take place in time for Training Camp 2007. 

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