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by JetsBosoxFan, on the Yanks signing of Ruben Rivera
I have a good idea for a threadβ¦How βbout we list the items Ruben Rivera is most likely to pilfer from the Yankee clubhouse and sell on ebay???
1. Joe Torreβs pinkslip
2. Jason Giambooβs syringe collection
3. Porn tapes featuring Garroid Sheffieldβs wife and P Diddy
4. Porn tapes featuring A-rod and Jeter
5. Bernie Willimsβ orthopedic shoes and back pillow
6. Mike Mussinaβs copy of βChicken Soup for the Pretentious Douchebag Soulβ
7. Autographed containers of used Human Growth Hormones, we all know how many of those there are lying around that clubhouse floor
8. Broken pieces of video cameras, smashed by Randy Johnson
9. Hideki Matsuiβs pic of Shemp Howard that he gives to his barber and says: βThats what I wantβ
10. george steinbrennerβs barf bagβ¦though this is particulary mean-spirited βcuz the old man will be needing it now more than ever.
Any other ideas???
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